algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

I grew up with two moms, which was not really cool yet in the 80’s, but I never saw it like that, I kind of just saw it as like, I had two moms which was even better.

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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voodouqueen:

honestly this deadass is me

And the nominees are…
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