Jules: I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot.
Vincent: Pilot? What’s a pilot?
Jules: Well, you know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don’t watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there’s an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
Vincent: Yeah.
Jules: Well, the way they pick TV shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a pilot. Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get chosen and become television programs. Some don’t, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

- Pulp Fiction (1994)

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to

Donnie Darko (2001)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

sourwolve:

youtuber gets angry that girls like music 

hhiley:

Because dad Ezra is the best

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED