The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x
I grew up with two moms, which was not really cool yet in the 80’s, but I never saw it like that, I kind of just saw it as like, I had two moms which was even better.
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
Rather have this then the iphone tbh
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
honestly this deadass is me